Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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The NHL playoffs

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Poverty.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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