Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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