Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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The Holocaust.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

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