Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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