Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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