Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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I'm not here.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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