How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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