Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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