Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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The Holocaust.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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4/20.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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the WNBA

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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