Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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