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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

What's brown and sticky? Poop

Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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