What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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