who has no willy? robbie kearns

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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mooooh im a cow

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Poverty.

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Starter clothing

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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the battle of waterloo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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