What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Knock knock It's open

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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adam shagged katie lololol

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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the battle of waterloo

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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