why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Starter clothing

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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What's 6+2? 16

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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