A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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A Weight loss service that works

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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