What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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adam shagged katie lololol

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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KSI

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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