How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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KSI

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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