What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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KSI

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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A Weight loss service that works

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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