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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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adam shagged katie lololol

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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LIE

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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