Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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KSI

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Anything Dane Cook says

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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