Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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