The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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LIE

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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