Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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