Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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