What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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LIE

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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