LIE

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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God

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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