So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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ObamaCare

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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