Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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LIE

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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