How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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LIE

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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