Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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