What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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