What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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The 80's

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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