"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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