A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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hi hi strager danger

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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