Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

am i invited to party? no

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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