hi, im sober.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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this site is funny.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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