what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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