how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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