What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What?

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Invisible Television.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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