why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Anti Joke

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