What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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GIVE

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smug face >:}

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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this site is funny.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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