your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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pubic lice.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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hi hi strager danger

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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