Women's rights.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Lacrosse

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japan4.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Womens rights

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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