Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Punch line.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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