Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Caitlyn.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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