why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Women's rights.

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America Votes

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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