Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Hi

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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lebron

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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