I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Dick Chaney

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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