Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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