Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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