Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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BUT HWY?

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Jesus wept.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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