I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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what is not funny? This joke.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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