what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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equality for women

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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