how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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