A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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