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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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