What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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