What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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