What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Dylan Eichas

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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