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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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