Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

poop.

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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