What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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whats forever alone me

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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