Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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