A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Invisible Television.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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