Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Arron Glass

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Anti Joke

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