why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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Anti Joke

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