POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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boobs

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Fat people.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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PATHETIC

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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