What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

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