Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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SNAPPLE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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