What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Justin Bieber.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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hi, im sober.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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