- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

Womens rights

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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