Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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my bubbles!

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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