A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

A married man takes the ring off his finger.

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

Sarah Palin

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

???????????? WTF?

What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

i was molested.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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