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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

Cole is "good" at soccer

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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