Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Invisible Television.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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