What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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