Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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a Jew had a small nose

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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