Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Boom.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Dylan Eichas

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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