- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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