There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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penis

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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