- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

WOMENS RIGHTS

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Oh look, I've found my knife

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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