Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Anti Joke

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