Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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