What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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