How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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