Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Gale swallows.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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what the hell happened to your face

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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