Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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