i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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someone called a frog a frog

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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