What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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nick toth

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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