What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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FIRE!!

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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