What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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