- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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