Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Women's rights.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

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