Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's the difference between a duck?

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Chikin nuggets

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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