Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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lebron

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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