What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Sarah Palin

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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