Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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America Votes

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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