Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Anti Joke

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