What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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hrih

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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womens sports...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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