I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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pedophile

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You.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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lebron

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