Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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A fat man on a moped

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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