Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The Holocaust

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Anti Joke

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