Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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acuna

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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hrih

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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hi

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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