Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Libraries.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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womens sports...

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why? Because racecar.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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