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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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