- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

whats black. an african american person

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Wumbo

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Knock knock

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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