What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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who farted i did :]

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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