You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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You.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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