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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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